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Joke of the Day

"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"Never gonna be as big as ED BASSMASTER but alright with me! Never gonna be Never gonna be as big as ED!"

"I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"

"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""

"""Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them."" - God inventing dogs."

"Mosquito's are like dirty used needles, that can fly."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"