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Joke of the Day

"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."

"Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test."

"Girls like bad boys, so why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm bad at literally everything. (If you came here expecting a joke, I'm sorry, the joke is my life)"

"Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me ""mom"" ever since."

"Figured out how to make my dick 1mm Fold it in half"

"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"