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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."
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"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache."
"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"
"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "
"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."
"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."
"No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us."
"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."