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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"

"[auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose]"

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"You know what they say: Finding the right analogy is has hard as hmm..."

"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"

"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"

"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."