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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out."
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"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."
"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"
"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"
"I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird NOT to leave a message."
"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""
"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."
"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"
"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."
"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"