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Joke of the Day

"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"

"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."

"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."

"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair...... ....what happens next will shock you."""

"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."

"I can't afford Netflix... So how about Putlocker and rape?"

"What do you call houses who have good behavior? Manors."

"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"

"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"