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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"
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"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."
"What is a ferret funeral? Serious business"
"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"
"A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around."
"Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps? Black people can't swim."
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "