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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"
Next Joke
"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."
"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because they hunt whales."
"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"
"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"
"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"
"People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision"
"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"