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Joke of the Day
"What's trumps favorite movie? Wall-e"
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"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"
"An old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over."
"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."
"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"
"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"
"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."
"Nice truck! Sorry about your small d^i^i^i^i^k"