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Joke of the Day
"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
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"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."
"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."
"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped"
"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."
"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"Guy: Can I get your number? Me: I kill plants for fun"