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Joke of the Day
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
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"What's green and bad for your eyes? An alligator."
"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."
"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."
"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."
"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital."