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Joke of the Day
"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."
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"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."
"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."
"[High School Reunion] Him: I started my own Law Firm last year Me: It took 2 months, but I convinced my wife Space Jam was a true story"
"What is the most common comment on Reddit? OPs mother."
"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."
"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"
"What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."