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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
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"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
"Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions."
"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."