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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
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"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."
"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"
"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."
"What's a cats favorite firearm? A meowser"
"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"
"That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one."
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe."
"*wife looks through my phone *divorces me 8 times"