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Joke of the Day

"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."

"Hired a Mexican gondolier... ...his name was Pedro."

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."

"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."

"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food to eat when he is lazy? Ra-men"

"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"