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Joke of the Day
"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."
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"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"
"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."
"In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period."
"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."
"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."
"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"
"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"
"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"