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Joke of the Day

"40 days after Christmas Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for Christmas and it's still printing."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"

"PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""Jamal would you please paint that fence?"""

"That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly."

"Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense."

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."

"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."