80922

Joke of the Day

"[opening can of Russian Pringles] once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can] huh [inside that can is an even smaller can] wtf [in.."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"

"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."

"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."

"What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast Frozen Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt Hops Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine Fat Sugar Chocolate."

"Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them."

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."