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Joke of the Day
"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"
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"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"Imagine if Batman accidentally dropped that atom bomb on the bus full of orphans, then looked at the camera & made the Jim Halpert face."
"Whats the difference What is the difference between a redneck divorce, and a tornado. Not a damn thing either way someone is losing a trailer."
"I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer."
"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"
"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."