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Joke of the Day

"Why are ghosts bad liars? You can see right through them."

"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."

"A gift card that only allows the user to purchase more gift cards until they finally go insane."

"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"

"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."

"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."

"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."

"You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."

"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"