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Joke of the Day

"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"

"Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!"

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."

"So I heard that the hackers ""Anonymous"" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!"

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"

"What's the best way to fit 30 Jews in a 5 passenger car? 30 in the ashtray"

"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."