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Joke of the Day
"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"
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"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"My co-worker just dropped this on me, thought I share. What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy? Neighbor"
"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"
"[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN"
"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("
"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"If an interviewer asks you: ""Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" say ""I don't know, did you see me pull up in a DaLorean?"""
"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."