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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!"
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"You know what they saw about a guy with a large carbon footprint He is a big dick"
"Her eyes said no....... But my roofies said yes."
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
"My Social Life 404"
"What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar? Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one."
"Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway."
"The Quran is like weed If you burn it you get stoned."
"The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar.... The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!"