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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."

"What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)"

"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."

"If a spider attacks you, you should play dead. No, wait... that's for a bear. If a spider attacks a bear, you should play dead."

"""WDASDWwAdWwda"" -said every pc gamer"

"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."