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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to fit 30 Jews in a 5 passenger car? 30 in the ashtray"
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"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad shooter."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who? You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves."
"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."
"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""
"What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer."
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."
"Eating cheese right off the block then realizing you've eaten too much so you eat a bunch of chips makes it like nachos, right? Hey, fellas"
"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."