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Joke of the Day
"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."
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"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"
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"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."
"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"
"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."
"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"
"You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink."
"what do u call a native guy with one leg not even"
"What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? Don't blow this for me."