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Joke of the Day

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."

"What's a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott"

"Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!"

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."

"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."

"The nicotine patch is great. I get my addiction out of the hands of the evil tobacco industry and into the loving arms of big pharma."

"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"