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Joke of the Day
"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."
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"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."
"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat. He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye."
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico."
"I was wondering... since there are great white sharks, how come there aren't any great black sharks? Then i realized even if there were, they probably couldn't swim..."