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Joke of the Day

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

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"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."
"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."
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"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"
"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"
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"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""