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Joke of the Day

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!"

"The dad asks his son: ""What has four legs and isn't alive? Son: ""nice try, a chair!"" Dad: ""Nope. Our dog just died."""

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"Armed assault on the banter convention Shots fired."

"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"

"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"

"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"

"Want to know something really bad and dirty about me? I'm running Windows XP."

"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""