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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."
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"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."
"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes!"
"How many weeks are there in a light year?"
"My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting."
"The way my neighbors are making their trick-or-treating kids skip my door you'd think I was handing out ecstasy pills like last year."
"I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master"