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Joke of the Day

"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"Did you know Kurt Cobain had dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the couch."

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."

"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."

"I crack my knuckles, turn to the cops and say ""I got this"" as I stroll toward the bank robbers and get shot in the face"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."