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Joke of the Day
"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
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"Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !"
"It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it."
"What is blurrier the more you squint? Everything."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""
"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."
"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."
"How did the mermaid prostitute make all her money? Blue whales"