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Joke of the Day

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."

"So, uh... How about that airplane food? Edit: I'm so sorry."

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop."

"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."

"What does being questioned by interpol have in common with cunnilingus? One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"

"What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys."

"What does grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.."

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"