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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree."
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"Scientology: The study of scientol."
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""
"What do you call a soldier with long arms? An army soldier"
"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
"When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."