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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."
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"We should hold a reddit-wide vote on whether or not to bring back the upvote/downvote counter. But how will we count the votes?"
"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."
"To a guy who said that my jokes about animals are bad I can't bear with it."
"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"
"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs"
"What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin"
"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"