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Joke of the Day

"build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"

"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin..."

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"

"Why did the fetus kill his twin? There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!"

"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."