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Joke of the Day

"A Nurse talks to her young Patient Kid: Thanks for helping me get through these tough times, will you come and see me when I get out? Nurse: I'd love to, but I am scared of visiting graveyards"

"How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !"

"Australians don't have sex. Australians mate."

"If somebody stops to ask me directions, I give them directions to my house. see you in twenty minutes new best friend."

"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."

"Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear ""You've taught me so much."""

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !"