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Joke of the Day
"Waiter, there's an I in my team"
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"Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying."
"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."
"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"
"Insert penis joke here. Ha."
"[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: Didn't you do any financial planning? ME: *lips pressed on mic* Yes, your Honor, I was planning on having finances"
"Why are the reddit servers down so much? Because they're being beaten like a dead horse."
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"
"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"
"Need a clean joke about sexually transmitted diseases for my presentation tomorrow. Please help! Update: I chose to go with ""my name is _____ _____ and I have STDs... (pause) as my topic"""