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Joke of the Day
"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"
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"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic."
"What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate."
"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."
"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"
"Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen? You never know when she'll Let it Go."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're efficient, and don't have much of a sense of humour."
"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"
"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."