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Joke of the Day
"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"
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"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."
"Why are black crimes hard to solve? Because they're all criminals and they look the same."
"What are your best corny jokes? I want them all! ""What's brown and sticky?"" ""A stick."""
"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."
"- How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights."
"Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die."
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."