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Joke of the Day

"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"

"Have you heard about Beyonce's new perfume line, Beyotch?"

"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."

"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""

"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"

"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"

"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"

"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."

"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"