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Joke of the Day

"Drunk dude told me this at a party ""Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian name is?"" ""Katy A."" (Katy, eh) Maybe you would've had to have been there..."

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"Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!"
"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"
"What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty? He'll have water on the brain."
"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
"""Yous shall not pass!"" (Gandalfini)"
"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."
"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."
"If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me."