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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."
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"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
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"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"
"Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck."
"You can't have your status and like it too."
"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."
"What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit? At Olive Garden the servers actually work."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Eh, it works better if you tell it out loud, but you get the ... eye-dea."