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Joke of the Day
"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
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"my day was poop until i pictured shaq using two giraffes as ipod ear buds"
"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""
"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."
"How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire."
"DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying ME: [hands him another $5 bill]"
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."
"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."