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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"
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"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"Ian: It's done. Mafia boss: Did you go anywhere nice? I: What? MB: Like a restaurant. I: I killed him. MB: I said take him out! Oh god, Tim!"
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"Have you heard the joke about Oprah's new line at Starbucks? It's a warm, comforting, medium-dark roast."
"Why can't americans play LoL? They can't guard their towers."
"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"
"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."
"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"
"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."