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Joke of the Day

"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist piece of shit."

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"

"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."

"Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece."

"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Which sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."