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Joke of the Day
"You can't have your status and like it too."
Next Joke
"I'm gonna try and shoot the whole school Said the yearbook photographer"
"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."
"Is Google a male or a female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."
"Sometimes, my secretary reminds me of my wife. I was unbuttoning her shirt the other day during our lunch break when she says ""Remember, you have a wife."""
"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"
"I could tell my parents truly loved me as a child. My bath toys were a toaster, radio and a blow dyer."
"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""
"*put cooked chicken in oven* *offer to cook date dinner* *put raw chicken in oven* *immediately pull out cooked chicken* *keep eye contact*"