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Joke of the Day
"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"
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"No, YOU didn't tighten the cap on my urine sample"
"What do ISIS/ISIL members use to clean their dirty vaginas? ...me!"
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"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."
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