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Joke of the Day
"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"
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"Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what's your story?"
"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."
"I think I ate too much salmon over Christmas I just tried to run up an escalator that was going down."
"What do /r/gonewild posters and cat owning redditors have in common? Both show pussy for karma."
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."
"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."
"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"