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Joke of the Day

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the ribs and say, ""you're next."" she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral."

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"

"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"

"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"

"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."

"What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand? Respiridol"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a bush? BARRY"

"Wife. ""Did you cut the grass?"" Me. ""Yep"" Wife. ""But it doesn't look any different!"" Me. ""I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"""