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Joke of the Day

"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"

"Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses and his father standing beside him said ""Now remember son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."""

"Ahhhhh A man was taking a crap and the water splashed his butt and he yelled ahhh toilet monster and ran out in the middle of the road butt naked and got run over."

"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."

"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"

"My chair at work is really uncomfortable. I wonder if a stool softener will work."

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"China has blocked Twitter. Now 1.3 billion people will have no idea what I'm having for lunch."

"There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck."

"At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy I loved that wheelchair."