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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black guy loose all his money? Because a cop robbed him."

"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."

"Me: Most of all, remember to be kind to yourself. You deserve it. Neighbor: If you don't stay out of my heating duct I'm calling the cops."

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? So it can reach its head."

"If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they'll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you'll have enough money to buy an orange."

"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."